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  10.          ||      e   e      ||  Hey Beavis,         |   _--    |       |
  11.           ||     _  |_      ||   pull my finger!     _| =-.    |.-.    |
  12.          @|     (o\_/o)     |@   Heh,Heh!!!          o|/o/       _.   |
  13.            |     _____     |                        /  ~          \ |
  14.             \ ( /uuuuu\ ) /             No way!    (/___@)  ___~    |
  15.              \  `====='  /              Ass wipe!!    |_===~~~.`    |
  16.               \  -___-  /                         _______.--~     |
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  21.           /__|  AC / DC  |__\   / /                      -| Metallica|| |
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  64.                         \|             (___-  )
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  66.                          \         .--\___  )           Fire,
  67.                          |        /-'-(_(|~T        <    Fire,
  68.                          `\     |      <'~~               FIRE!
  69.                           \     \ ___   \-__.
  70.                           |      \__---~~   )
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  72.                           |     ~-'        |
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  75.                           |       /
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  77.                                  /
  78.  
  79.  
  80.           ________________
  81.          /                \
  82.         / /          \ \   \
  83.         |                  |
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  87.       |      |           \
  88.      /       |      _    |
  89.      |       |       \   |
  90.      |       |       _\ /|     I am Corn Julio!!! I need TP for my
  91.      |      __\     <_o)\o-    bunghole!!!! Where we come from we
  92.      |     |             \     have no bungholes...Would you like
  93.       \    ||             \    to be my bunghole?
  94.        |   |__          _  \    /
  95.        |   |           (*___)  /
  96.        |   |       _     |    /
  97.        |   |    //_______/
  98.        |  /       | UUUUU__
  99.         \|        \_nnnnnn_\-\
  100.          |       ____________/
  101.          |      /
  102.          |_____/
  103.  
  104. ItItIttIIIIIIIIIIIYIt+tIIIIIYIYIIIYIIIIYYYIIIYIIYYIIIIYIIIIIIIYYIIIYIYi=+RWMWW
  105. VIIItttItYItIIIIII;,....;IYYIIYIIIItIIIItIIIIIIIIi+ttiii+ttitIIItIIYYYi;+VWWBR
  106. +tItttiIIIIIYIYI=........,IiitItIIItItIIIIIIIII+tRBBBBBBXMBRtIitIYYYYYt;=RWWMB
  107. iititttttIIIIYY,.............iItIttttIIIIttII+tVBBBMBBMBMMBBBBXV+tIIYYt=:RRXRB
  108. ttttitIIIYYIYI:..............,IItttIIIttIIIIt;RBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYiYYYY+=;VXXXR
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  110. ttttttIIIIIIt....;VR+....;i+,..+tttttttittIti+RBXBBMBMBBBMBMBBBBBIIYVYt:+ii+++
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  119. ti++titittItIIIIttRIXYi+iYIViIIYYIYYYIIIItItttt+;YYVRBBRRRBYRttttttttIIttttttt
  120. ti++i++ttii+i++++=VBRBXVBBR+iiiiiiiti+ittIiii++=Yi=tVRBX+VRBBi=tt+tiitttItitII
  121. YitIt+++==++++=++++VRXVVYR+==++++++++++i=i+iii++i;YI++i+IRRRR+++++ii+=++++++iY
  122. Ytt;:=======+==++++;RBBBBX;=++++++++++++=:++++++:+tIVRRBBBBBRi+++++++====+=+iX
  123. YI+====+=======+=++=IBBBBi==+++++++++++==,++==++;IVIii++IRRRBt::++++++i=+=++tY
  124. YY+;=====++===;==+;,;RRRV=,:=++;+;++++++=,+++++++=+=++,:,=It=:,,,=++;++i+i=itI
  125. VV;;=;==+===:;,;;;===;;;====::+:+:+iii+i+:i++++++=:;:.:::::::::::.;::++++==++i
  126. IV;;;====+===+;:=++=======+==,;;;++++++i;:+++++=++;;;...,.,...,,+.;:=+=+ii;+=i
  127.  
  128.  
  129. From: gaddam@columbia.dsu.edu (Mike Gadda)
  130. Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
  131. Subject: Re: REQUEST::"Cornholio" Beavis
  132. Date: 19 Dec 1994 03:07:35 GMT
  133.  
  134.                                       .-------------.
  135.                                      /               \
  136.                                     / .-----.         \
  137.  I am the Great Cornholio!!         |/ --`-`-\         \
  138.                                     |         \        |
  139.  I need TP for my bunghole!!         |   _--   \       |
  140.                                      _| =-.     |      |
  141.  Come out with your pants down!      o|/o/      |      |
  142.                                      /  ~       |      |
  143.  ARE YOU THREATENING ME??          (____@)  ___ |      |
  144.                                        _===~~~.`|      |
  145.  Oh. heh-heh.  Sorry about that.   _______.--~  |      |
  146.                                     \_______    |      |
  147.  heh-heh.  This is cool.  heh-heh        |  \   |      |
  148.                                           \_/__/       |
  149.                                         /            __\
  150.                                         -| Metallica|| |
  151.                                         ||          || |
  152.                                         ||          || |
  153.                                         /|          / /
  154.  
  155.  
  156.  
  157.          It's the classic story of two boys...sharing one brain....
  158.  
  159.              ,())))),
  160.            ,()))))))),.       >>huh-huh<<         ,---,,,_
  161.            ()))))))//((\     check it out,       (         ))   Plug into
  162.           (\\( \))( \(/)    Beavis...we're,     (            )
  163.           /(          \\  like, in "ASS-kee."   (            )  M T V
  164.           //       _   \    >>huh-huh-huh<<     (_(_((((     )
  165.           //   \  /    \   /                     (    , \    )  Music
  166.           \   (.  .    \  /                      |   /   )   )
  167.           (,     |    ,)     yeah. >>heh-heh<<   |\ /    (   )  Television
  168.            \   ^\/^   /      that's COOL! hey,   (.(.)    S  )
  169.            \          /     Butt-Head...you're    /_       \ )
  170.             \ (-<>-) /         an "ASS-kee."  \  /__)   ^   \/
  171.              \  --  /           >>heh-heh<<       /____/    |
  172.               \ __ /                             )______    |
  173.                |  |       //\/\\/\//\/\//\/\\\/\        \   |
  174.             __-|__|-__   \                      /     __-\__|-__
  175.            (          )  > BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD <    (          )
  176.            |_|AC//DC|_|  /                      \    |_|METALL|_|
  177.            | |      | |   \/\//\/\\/\\/\//\//\/\ TM  | |      | |  tif'94
  178.  TM MTV Networks, a division of Viacom Int'l Inc. (mtvonline@aol.com).
  179. Billboard artwork and design by The Image Factory (imagefact1@aol.com).
  180.  
  181.  
  182. -#################################
  183.  
  184. From: beavbutt@bad.com (Beavis & Butthead)
  185. Date: Mon, 30 Jan 1995 04:11:54 GMT
  186.  
  187.      ________________                                 ______________
  188.     /                \                               / /            \-___
  189.    / /          \ \   \                             |     -    -         \
  190.    |                  |                             | /         -   \  _  |
  191.   /                  /                              \    /  /   //    __   \
  192.  |      ___\ \| | / /                                \/ // // / ///  /      \
  193.  |      /         \                                  |             //\ __   |
  194.  |      |           \                                \              ///     \
  195. /       |      _    |                                 \               //  \ |
  196. |       |       \   |                                  \   /--          //  |
  197. |       |       _\ /|                                   / (o-            / \|
  198. |      __\     <_o)\o-                                 /            __   /\ |
  199. |     |             \                                 /               )  /  |
  200.  \    ||             \                               /   __          |/ / \ |
  201.   |   |__          _  \                             (____ *)         -  |   |
  202.   |   |           (*___)                                /               |   |
  203.   |   |       _     |                                   (____            |  |
  204.   |   |    //_______/                                     ####\           | |
  205.   |  /       | UUUUU__                                    ____/ )         |_/
  206.    \|        \_nnnnnn_\-\                                 (___             /
  207.     |       ____________/                                  \____          |
  208.     |      /                                                  \           |
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  210.  
  211.    /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\                            /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
  212.   /                  \                          /                          \
  213.  <     B E A V I S    >          AND           <     B U T T - H E A D      >
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  218.                       MMMMMMM           MMMMMMH 
  219.                 HMMMMM:::::::.MMMMMMMMMM:::::.TMM
  220.               MMMI:::::::::::::::::::MMH::::::::TM
  221.             MMIi::::::::::::.:::::::::::::::::::::MMMM
  222.            MT::::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.::=T.IMMM
  223.          MMMi:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::MT)MM
  224.      MMMI.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.:::M= MM
  225.    XMXi::::::::::::::::::::::.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::=MM
  226.    MMi::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.::..:=MMM
  227.   MM:MMT:::::::::.:::::::::::::::::.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::MiMM
  228.    MMM::::::::::::::::::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::.::::::::::.TM.MM
  229.    MMi::::::::::::::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.:::.:: M
  230.    MM:::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.:.:::::::::::::::::::::: XM
  231.  MM:MT::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::XM
  232. IMM:::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::.=M
  233.  MM::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::M
  234.  XMT:::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::: : ::::::::::::::::::: iM
  235.    MiMi:::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::.:IM
  236.      M::::::HH::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: M
  237.      MT:::::iM::::::::Hi:iXH:::ii::XH:::::::::::::.::::::::::::::.:.M
  238.       MX:::::iMX:i::::iMi:iMH::XH::Mi:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: M
  239.         Mii::::HMH:::::iMH::MH=:MM=TMi::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::MM
  240.           MMMMMMMMMMMXTi:MMHi:HMMIMMMMii::::::::::::::::::::::::::::XM
  241.            XXOXMMT:. ::T= :IMMMMMMM=iXMii:::::::::::::::::::::::::: MM
  242.             MMMH:::.:::::::.::::.::::.:XMi::::::::::::::::::::::::::MM
  243.            XMM::.:.:..::..:.:.::.:.::: ::XMi::::::::::::::::::::::::MX
  244.           XMMT::::.:.::.::::.::.::::::::.::XH:::::::::::::::::::::: M
  245.           HMX::...:..::..:.:.::::::..... :::XX::::::::::::::.:::::. M
  246.           MM:::....:::::.::::::..:::::.:..:::HX::::::::::::::::::::=M
  247.           MX::::::::::::::::::::::..::::.:..::X::::::::::::::::::::IM
  248.          XMI..  .:.::....:..::::.:: ::...::.:.MH:::::::::::::::::.: M
  249.          MM:. ::..::....::.::::::....:.:...:..MT::.   ::::::::: :..IM
  250.          MM=:::::.::.:::::..::::.: .::..::..::Mi:::::::::::::::::: MM
  251.          MMI:::...:  .::..::::::.:::::::.::::TM:::::::::::::::::::=MO
  252.           MH.: .::::.::.. .:::::iLMXX=::::.:.Mi::::::: ::::::::::.MM
  253.           MX:.:..:: .:.:.:.: :MMM:::..:::::.HM:::: :::::::::::::.MM
  254.           MM:::...::....: ::IMT:::.:...:.::.MT::::::: ::::::::: MM
  255.            M=::..::::..:::MM:i:..::.:...: ::M:::: ::: ::::::::::MI
  256.            MH::: :.:.: MMMM=:::.:.:...:....iM::: ::::::  ::::::LM
  257.           MMMMT.::. ::TM:::::..::::::::.::.IM::::HH:::::::::::.MO
  258.            MM:LM::T:MT.:: .......:....:.:: TMMiXMT.MH:::.::::.:M=
  259.             M:. :::MMi:::MMMM=::::::.::..::=MMMMMMXMH:::.:::::MM
  260.            XMI: :..::=MX  :M::.......:...:::.MXTHM MH:::.: :.XM
  261.            MM XMMI IM    M   ................:: :MIIM:::::::MMO
  262.             MMXXMILM  .ML.= :.:::....:.:..::.:..:::MMT:::::TMM
  263.               MXMLMMMT::.:...:........ ....::.:.=.MMMM:::::MM
  264.               MHM=:: :.:::...::::.:...:.....:: =MMM==Mi::::M
  265.               MM=:::.......:.:.::.:.::...:.: ::  . ::=M:: MM
  266.              MMi:=XMMMi::::...:::::.::.:::::::::..: ::Mi:=MT
  267.             MM=:I::  :iMH==:::::.::.:::::::::::::::.::MT:XMT
  268.            MT=:=MMMMMMM=HM::::.::::::MMT=Mi::::::..:::MI=MM
  269.           M ::::::.=I= .MX:..: ::::.::MX::::.:::.:.  .XMMM
  270.          M:MMMMMMM=.::::  ::.::...:.MMIM::.:::.::..::::M
  271.                  M=:: : ::::.==XMMM:XMMM=:::.::.:.::::.M
  272.                  M=.IMMM )X   M  MMMMMM=:::..::..:::.::M
  273.                  MM  X  MMM:MMMMMMMMM=:::.:.:.. .:.::::M
  274.                   MIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMI::::::::.:::.:...:.:M
  275.                 MMMMMMMMMMMMMX:.   .:..::....:...:::.:iM
  276.                MMMMMMMMMMI::::::.:.::...:....:.....:.:=M
  277.            MMMMMMMMMI:::::.:.. :.::.::..........:..:..:M
  278.             M=:  :..::..::.........::.......::.:.....: M
  279.              MMMi::::::.:.:==MMMMMMMMMT:.:.:::..:::..: OM
  280.                MM=::..: OMMMM         MMMT:::....:.::: :M
  281.                 M=::::MM                MMI:::........:OM
  282.                  MMMMM                   MMH:::..::MMMMMM
  283.                                           MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  284.                                           Hakuna Matata
  285.